January Knees

Free PDF of novel

Todd Van Buskirk’s second appropriation from writer Mark Leach!

Todd Van Buskirk downloaded “Part 2” of the longest novel in the world, Mark Leach’s “Marienbad My Love” and cut up over 70,000 words of text, creating a new novel called “January Knees.”

“January Knees” is the epic chronicle of Radiologist William Spence’s life, leading to the fateful day in October 10, 2010, when he dictated an X-Ray of a patient’s left knees, comparing it with a prior X-Ray of the patient’s left knees from January from the same year.

Here is an excerpt of “January Knees”:

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